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NOT ME!!! HAHA, just kidding. I am currently living in Washington DC with my best friend laura (she is the one that is making me do this). I guess I joined this site to meet some guys to have a fun time and have a lot of sex!!!! I am clean and disease free. Swing Clubs in Virginia. I am looking for a man who likes to have sex, and knows how to treat a woman. I haven't had sex with a man in 2 years so you must be gentle with me! ;)

Hi guys. If you don't read my profile, or read my profile and what I'm looking for, and there is no match, I will not bother respond. I don't respond to winks because good writing is a very important first test for me. I don't accept invites from people I don't know. I don't respond to emails with dick pictures. Ok, here goes the nicer stuff: I'm pretty, wittty, sophisticated, and H/W proportionate. I am told that I have beautiful eyes, a kissable mouth, nice legs, and a presence. I am a nice 36 C/D (very sensitive there). I would enjoy the sex better with some sort of non-physical rapport. I enjoy most types of music but particularly classic and alternative rock. I like reading literary fiction, the New York Times. I am a swimmer, a dancer, go to the gym, and practice yoga. And last but not least, I am sensuous and uninhibited, but only when I choose to be. I don't enjoy time with uneducated people, boorish people, fat, ugly, ungroomed people, or right-wingers. If you have any doubt that you are one of the above, don't be surprised if I don't respond cause I will recognize you. I am not a sex addict nor desperate. I know it's just sex, but I am fussy, because I can be. I prefer people who have an International background or well-traveled, gourmet eaters (never eat fast food or at chain restaurants). Be sure that you are good-looking, not because your mom thinks so, but you turn heads. And, again, I cannot have sex with either ugly, fat, stupid, or ungroomed people. Ungroomed, if you're not sure, does not merely mean people who don't shower, but guys who scratch you know where, burp out loud, pick at their teeth or ears, speak with their mouths full, women with roots showing. To judge about your stupidity or level of sophistication, think how far your education level is. It is not always a perfect correlation, but pretty accurate. Also if you're under 35 or if you're married or attached, I will absolutely not mess with you.

I'm your typical wild child, the epicenter of any good party. I know it's just sex, but I am fussy, because I can be. I prefer people who have an International background or well-traveled, gourmet eaters (never eat fast food or at chain restaurants). Be sure that you are good-looking, not because your mom thinks so, but you turn heads. And, again, I cannot have sex with either ugly, fat, stupid, or ungroomed people. Ungroomed, if you're not sure, does not merely mean people who don't shower, but guys who scratch you know where, burp out loud, pick at their teeth or ears, speak with their mouths full, women with roots showing. To judge about your stupidity or level of sophistication, think how far your education level is. It is not always a perfect correlation, but pretty accurate. Also if you're under 35 or if you're married or attached, I will absolutely not mess with you.

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